why weight

YOU HAVE 2 BILLION DOLLAR QUESTIONS

HOW DO I LOOSE WEIGHT?

HOW DO I DO IT NOW?

WELL HERE IS A BRIEF HISTORY LESSON ON THE WEIGHT LOSS INDUSTRY DEVELOPED

WAY BACK WHEN TIMES WERE SIMPLER SAMMO THE CAVE MAN WAS SITTING IN HIS CAVE PONDERING THE WOES OF THE WORLD WHEN HIS WIFE SAID THE IMMORTAL WORDS

MY BUM LOOKS BIG IN THIS LOIN CLOTH I HAVE TO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT AND I HAVE TO LOOSE IT NOW.

NOW SAMMO BEING A SIMPLE MAN SAID IF YOU RUN AROUND THE CAVE AND REDUCE YOUR FOOD INTAKE YOU WILL LOOSE WEIGHT IT WONT BE INSTANT BUT IT WILL STAY OFF

I NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT NOW ......NOW SAMMO NEW BETTER THAN TO ARGUE WITH MRS SAMMO SO SAMMO WENT OUT OF THE CAVE AND FOUND SOME HERBS

AND SAID TO MRS SAMMO BOIL THIS IN SOME WATER AND DRINK IT 3 TIMES A DAY AND SHE WOULD LOOSE THE WEIGHT QUICKLY ......THIS SHE DID AND AFTER 2 DAYS OF ONLY DRINKING THE MIXTURE... MRS SAMMO LOST WEIGHT....WELL MRS SAMMO WAS SO PLEASED THAT SHE WENT TO THE ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE GROUP LOOKING PEACHY PLEASED WITH HER EFFORTS... AND SAMMO WAS PLEASED

NOW MRS SAMMO WAS THE TALK OF THE GATHERING ALL THE LADIES AND SOME OF THE CAVE MEN WANTED TO KNOW HOW MRS SAMMO HAD LOST WEIGHT AND LOOKED SO GOOD...WELL SHE SAID SAMMO HAD GIVEN HER A SPECIAL MIXTURE OF HERBS AND TOLD HER TO DRINK IT 3 TIMES A DAY WHICH SHE DID AND SHE WAS SO HAPPY WITH HER RESULTS..SHE PARTIED TILL 10PM ATE BRONTO BURGERS AND DRANK TILL SHE ALMOST BURST

THE NEXT MORNING MRS SAMMO WAS HORRIFIED THE HERBAL POTION NO LONGER WORKED SHE HAD PUT WEIGHT ON AGAIN AND SAMMO WAS IN TROUBLE

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